Forms of Database Torture (Illustrated)

By Kendra Little on March 19, 2012

Category: database-administration

Tags: humor

Many forms of disasters can happen to a database. Here are three I’ve seen lately.

My Database Is On Fire

My Database Has Been Hacked

My Database is Responding Erratically

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